My BOOBS on my BACK

Talking with a Girlfriend this morning and she and I got into a discussion of how men like boobs..Yes we ladies talk about these things,, and laugh, but never-the-less we still talk about them.

She seemed to think that getting one really big one in the front in the middle was the way to go.


Now, my suggestion to her deflated boobs was to add them to the back instead of getting new ones!


I would like them on the back for reasons of this

• When hugging, you could feel me up
• When doing doggie, they would bounce and you could grab them easier
• They would not things spilled on them if they were not under my chin
• When running, they would not cause accidents
• That would allow men to look at my ass and boobs at the same time for analysis reasons
• They would not distract men who were looking at my face trying to talk to me

Thoughts?